Shwiggety Shweg

Hi, I'm Theo. This is the result of copious hours spent on the Internet.




masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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(via obamafart)

wizardsquad:

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON

(via twerkcentral)

(Source: hentaisavedmylife, via gnarly)

reallylameblog:

i love the mobile tumblr app so much sometimes i don’t even care what the original post said this is all I need to see

(Source: imreallycoolandfriendly, via sexaulity)

hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

(via highinmiami)

brooklyn-grace:

my friend kimberley forgot how to spell laughing so she said yay attacks.

yay

attacks

(via giggle)

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

(Source: tibets, via guy)

lolzpicx:

Snapchatting in public

(Source: oprahsmom, via ugly)

finnharris:

Snapchat is seriously so important. 

(Source: finnharris, via surprisebitch)

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